i said dangerous...

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painlock:

thebusylilbee:

and on the third day God created sherlock’s pink butthole and said to john “you shall not eat it or touch it” and john said “fuck it” and fucked it

and on the fourth day God created sherlock’s blowjob lips and told john “thou shall not put your d in there” but john was a slammin’ sinnerman and put his d in there

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demisexualsherlock:

Here it is! My 3000 follower art giveaway! Thank you guys so much for following me! ♥ I’ve wanted to do a giveaway for a while, but I’m still not sure what the response will be, but I figured I’d put one up anyway and see how it goes :)
The giveaway
I have decided to do an art giveaway. This means that when you are one of the winners, you can request something for me to draw for free!
This does not mean that you will be sent a print!
There will be around 5 winners (depending on what I can handle). 
There will be no first/second/third prize
I do nothave a tablet, so all art will be traditional.
Here is my art tag
Winners will be selected with the help of a random number generator
I will of course draw things from different fandoms!
Rules
You must reblog this post (likes do not count as entries.This is because I’m afraid it will end up with a couple of likes and no more).
You have to be following me
What will I draw? I’m fine with drawing most things. I will accept most pairings and most themes, but I will not do explicit content. If I’m really not okay with what you’ve asked, I will ask you for another prompt.
If I’ve decided this post does not have enough notes, I will probably not do the giveaway. I hope that’s understandable.
This art giveaway starts today, June 20th, and will end on June 30th! In the meantime, I will be reblogging the HELL out of this too!

demisexualsherlock:

Here it is! My 3000 follower art giveaway! Thank you guys so much for following me! ♥ I’ve wanted to do a giveaway for a while, but I’m still not sure what the response will be, but I figured I’d put one up anyway and see how it goes :)

The giveaway

  • I have decided to do an art giveaway. This means that when you are one of the winners, you can request something for me to draw for free!
  • This does not mean that you will be sent a print!
  • There will be around 5 winners (depending on what I can handle). 
  • There will be no first/second/third prize
  • I do nothave a tablet, so all art will be traditional.
  • Here is my art tag
  • Winners will be selected with the help of a random number generator
  • I will of course draw things from different fandoms!

Rules

  • You must reblog this post (likes do not count as entries.This is because I’m afraid it will end up with a couple of likes and no more).
  • You have to be following me
  • What will I draw? I’m fine with drawing most things. I will accept most pairings and most themes, but I will not do explicit content. If I’m really not okay with what you’ve asked, I will ask you for another prompt.
  • If I’ve decided this post does not have enough notes, I will probably not do the giveaway. I hope that’s understandable.

This art giveaway starts today, June 20th, and will end on June 30th! In the meantime, I will be reblogging the HELL out of this too!

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belladonnaq:

Win BelladonnaQ’s iPad 3!

Four month old white 16G iPad 3 with charger and case (shown) along with box. Will be re-set to manufacturer settings.

Rules + Info:

  • Will ship to anywhere in the world.
  • You don’t have to follow me, but a follow gets an extra entry.
  • I am a Sherlock-centric/fanfic/fanart blog. Ye be warned.
  • NO GIVEAWAY BLOGS
  • Reblogs count, notes do not. Up to two reblogs max.
  • Winner will be selected randomly on July 8th, 7pm PST.
  • Winner has 72 hours to respond to my Ask before I go to runner up
  • Winner must be willing to give me their address
  • Don’t delete the text of this post
  • Kitties not included

I just wanted to do something nice for the community I’m in, since you guys are so wonderful. This is legit.

I would like it to stay within the Sherlock/Doctor Who/Supernatural/Marvel fandom but I know shit happens. I guess we’ll see. :)

Honestly, if like ten people enter I’ll be happy.

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shootbadcabbies:

hmm mhh

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whybenedict:

reblog if u think johnlock is real

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ben-c:

I’m back bitches

and lucky for you shits I get paid next week and have nothing to spend my money on so here ya go

let’s fuckin do this

please read this shit or u will prob miss smth important actually no u most likely wont its all v basic but im fucking funny so read it anyway

as always, if there’s an item you don’t want, or something you’d rather have, yes I will substitute unless I’ve already ordered the thing

alternatively, if there’s a thing you don’t want, you can opt to have it sent to someone else

ok anyway here we go with the list that’s always the same in every giveaway except if I don’t write it down ill get a million asks about it

fucking dumbass rules I shouldn’t have to write down:

  •  yes u have to follow me im building an army
  • reblogs and likes both count duh
  •  I’ll ship anywhere
  • giveaway blogs are fine I literally don’t care
  • reblog as much as you want once again, shockingly, I don’t care
  • if u have any questions feel free to ask me!!
  • but if they are already answered anywhere in this post I will probably give a frustrated sassy reply that will slightly offend u
  • be careful
  • I will sass u the fuck out
  • its what I do
  • its who I am

the things in the thing:

  • cool ass motherfucking vintage camera I found on sale look at this motherfucking thing holy shit
  • the 4th doctors scarfthis shit is 6 feet long I do not mess around let me tell you son
  • sherlock seasons 1-3 dvds (yes I can order in whatever region u want)
  • sherlock bag
  • tardis converse (yes of fucking course I will order them in custom size for the winner don’t even fucking ask)
  • doctor who charm necklace
  • A CLOCK WITH ALL THE DOCTORS ON IT THIS SHIT IS SO COOL DON’T EVEN PRETEND YOU DIDN’T GET AT LEAST A LIL EXCITED 50 YEARS OF TIME AND SPACE HAVE COME TOGETHER TO ALLOW THESE 12 DOCTORS TO BE ARRANGED INTO A PERFECT CLOCK SHUT THE FUCK UP
  • one of my favourite book trilogies hell yea look at this golden work of literature you can be fandomy and fucking cultured. (yes everyone who reads is cultured. it’s the law.)
  • SUPER CUTE ASS MATCHING MOON NECKLACE AND EARTH RING THESE MOTHERFUCKERS ARENT EVEN BY THE SAME PERSON BUT THEY MATCH SO FUCKING WELL I HAD TO INCLUDE BOTH      

and as usual additional thingies:

  • if this gets 5k notes I’ll add a book of the winners choice
  •  if it gets 10k I’ll add any one season of a show of the winners choice on dvd/bluray
  • it if gets 25k I’ll add a gay ass painting of whatever the winner wants (keeping in mind that I cannot draw everything) (but I CAN draw gay porn) (eyyy)
  •  if it gets 50k I’ll add any item from thinkgeek.com that’s 25$ or less
  • if it gets 100k I’ll add 2 concert or play tickets to the live performance of the winners choice

yes the list is cumulative

no don’t ask me what cumulative is jesus christ just google it

do you know how many asks I always get about that shit

same with asking where I got certain items just reverse image search them omfg

why don’t you people ever use google it iS THERE FOR A REASON okay im sorry im done

ahem

okay

this is gonna end on july 1st because that is both my country and my dog’s birthday (we all know my dog takes precedence here)

good luck cuties

friendly reminder that you are wonderful and a lot of people love you probably

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rutobuka2:

have some (faun) fawn!lock fuzzy butt, everyone!

this comic feels a lot like a storyboard, I wish I had the patience make animations

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voodooling:

THANK YOU EVERYONE FOR 11,000 FOLLOWERS =D So here’s a little giveaway!

1ST & 2ND: Chibi drawings of your favourite OTP

3RD: Chibi drawing of your favourite character

One reblog and one like counts. Winners will be chosen through a random number generator. Just an fyi that reblogging more than once doesn’t enter you more times, it just moves where your name is on the list. And uh.. only if you are following me, heh. It is a followers giveaway ;]

Giveaway ends on May 15th! THANKS!

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naturesoddities:

Piebald Roe Deer (Capreolus capreolus)
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naturesoddities:

Piebald Roe Deer (Capreolus capreolus)

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